North Carolina Jokes

David Stern expects the Charlotte Bobcats to be sold in the next 60 days. We look forward to discovering which fool and his money will be parted.

The Charlotte Bobcats have locked up their first playoff berth in franchise history. Now the arena has to reschedule "Disney on Ice." Bobcats owner Michael Jordan is so excited, he may even watch one of the games on TV.

On Friday John Edwards admitted that he had an affair in 2006. Even more shocking, he also admitted that in 2007 he actually had a bad hair day.

In Lillington, NC, a woman was charged with malicious castration for grabbing a man's genitals during a Christmas party fight. This was upgraded from a charge of "benevolent castration" once police realized... there is no such thing.

John Edwards was banned from speaking at the Democratic Convention in light of his extra-marital affair and subsequent lying about it. Bill Clinton spoke in his place.