Uneducated Jokes

Senator and Presidential hopeful John Kerry, got in trouble for a speech he made at a College.
What he meant to say, "If you are uneducated and didn't do well in school and only made it through college because your Daddy helped you, then you too can run a country.

One day, there was this small boy who was uneducated. His parents were fighting and this is what they said.
"
You're a bitch!"
said the father to his wife.
"
You're a bustard!"
sard the mother to her husband.
"
Mom Dad, what's bicth and bustard?"
asked the small boy.
"
Bitch is female and bustard is male"
answered the father.
He then went down the stairs to the ground hall. His sister fell from the chair and said "
fucker!"
. Again the small boy asked his sister "
Sis, what's fucker?"
. "
The chair"
answered his sister.
He then went to the kitchen and saw his aunty cooking chicken soup. As she was cooking, she accidentally drop the chicken. She said "
Shit!"
. Again the small boy asked his aunty "
Aunt, what's Shit?"
. "
The chicken!"
answered his aunty.
The next day, two more...