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An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An econometrician is a trained professional paid to use computers to guess wrong about the economy.
Talk is cheap. Supply exceeds Demand.
Bentley’s second Law of Economics: The only thing more dangerous than an economist is an amateur economist!
Berta’s Fundamental Law of Economic Rents.. “The only thing more dangerous than an amateur economist is a professional economist. ”
Definition: Policy Analyst is someone unethical enough to be a lawyer, impractical enough to be a theologian, and pedantic enough to be an economist.
Three econometricians went out hunting, and came across a large deer. The first econometrician fired, but missed, by a meter to the left. The second econometrician fired, but also missed, by a meter to the right. The third econometrician didn’t fire, but shouted in triumph, “We got it! We got it! ”
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For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax dollars to find the approval ratings for unemployment.
They have concluded that a 7% unemployment level is acceptable to 93% of the working population.
Now let's just hope that the unemployment rate doesn't change.

Military sources today confirmed passing on the oppurtunity to kill 190 insurgents gathered in a cemetery mourning the passing of one of their fallen comrades. An unnamed general confirmed that we could have taken out the entire group with one unmanned predator missile and no risk of suffering any casualities of our own. His explanation was simply that killing an entire group in a cemetery wouldn't be nice. The time savings alone would cause Taliban grave diggers economic hardship and or unemployment. He then went on to explain that we already had troops in the area that we have invested millions of dollars in training and supplying, training and supplying that creates jobs in this country. Stating that " our boys actually prefer plinking those dirty bastards one by one ", he pointed out the benefit to our own economy to drawing out the war as long as possible. Additionally, aborting a bombing in a cemetery would spare the the difficult task of explaining just how we dropped more...

So you think you could end all unemployment, do you? asked the interviewer. "And how, if I may be so bold to inquire?""Why, I'd put all the men on one island and all the women on another." replied Paddy."And what would they be doing then?" "Building boats!"

For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax dollars to find the approval ratings for unemployment.They have concluded that a 7% unemployment level is acceptable to 93% of the working population.Now let's just hope that the unemployment rate doesn't change.

According to the USA Today, an increase in unemployment has prompted an increase in pregnancies nationwide. Apparently, women seem to want a lot more sex these days. These women do not live in my complex.

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.