Ungabunga Jokes

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    Three guys get stranded on a island after crashing their boat
    were captured by the native tribe. A man who appeared to be
    their leader or chief approached the first guy and asked him
    with his firm and manly voice, "Do you want death or Ungabunga?"

    The man thought to himself for a minute and replied, "Well I
    don't want to die, so I'll take Ungabunga," not knowing what
    Ungabunga meant.

    The Leader announces to his people, "Ungabunga!" Then all of a sudden hundreds of men start running to the guy and start raping him, shouting,

    "Ungabunga! Ungabunga! Ungabunga!"
    The chief then goes to the second guy and says, "Do you want
    death or Ungabunga?"

    The guy thinks to himself for a few minutes
    and replies, "I don't want to die. I'll take Ungabunga."
    "UngaBunga! Ungabunga! Ungabunga!" The Indians shouted as they all raped him.
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