Unloved Jokes

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    You know you're unloved if...
    when you were born, your Father gave out old cigar butts
    as a baby, your Father threw you in the air and walked away
    you find out your Mother is nursing another baby on the side
    your tub toys included a toaster shaped like a rubber duck
    your folks threw a "going-into-the-Army" party when you were 3
    you run away, and the family can't give the Police a description
    you were always stood-up at the Father-Son banquet at Church
    kidnappers send back your ear & your parents demand more proof
    you play "hide & seek" with Mom and she hides in another town
    your parents take you to an orphanage and tell you to mingle
    you had to share your sandbox with the cat
    you always got your allowance in Traveler's Checks
    you join the marching band in school and they give you a piano
    you take a girl to the Tunnel of Love & she makes you swim
    you were the only candidate for Class President & came in more...

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