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And the Assumptions were without form And the Plan was completely without substance And the darkness was upon the face of the Workers And the Workers spoke amongst themselves, saying “It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh. ” And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and sayeth, “It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof. ” And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and sayeth unto them, “It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it. ” And the Managers went unto their Directors and sayeth, “It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength. ” And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying one to another, “It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong. ” And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and sayeth unto them, “It promotes growth and is very powerful. ” And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and sayeth unto him, “This new Plan will actively promote more...

Walking by, a minister saw his 5-year-old son and playmates find a dead robin.
Feeling that proper burial should be performed, the children had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.
The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: "Glory be unto the Faaaather, and unto the Sonnn... and into the hole he gooooes."