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Dumb Utah laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

Utah Crazy Law It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.

Birds have the right of way on all highways.

The Utah newspaper rejected a paid wedding annoucement for Tyler Barrick and Spencer Jones. However, the same newspaper last week ran a wedding announcement for John Smith and Mary Miller and Sharon Coste and Barbara Peters.

Utah, where the state slogan is,'Shhh, we're sleeping', held their first pro-polygamy rally in many years. Dozens of children from polygamist families descended on Salt Lake as if it were the Village of the Damned. Children, ranging in age 10 to 20, took turns expressing their support for the plural family lifestyle. "I'm the 14th child in a large family", said Mary 16,I have seven moms who love me, and only one father who touches me."

As a wildfire raged in Utah, a troop of Boy Scouts had to be airlifted to safety.

Also saved - this troop of Boy Scouts's anal virginity.

Utah Woman Deletes the Internet!
By Tom 7 (Dissociated Press)
REDMOND: Millions of frustrated calls rushed into internet service providers this past thursday as "The Information Superhighway" was reported Missing In Action for several days.
The Internet Engineering Task Force (IETF) traced the problem to a home in Utah where Doris Packuko resides. She was allegedly found "hysterical and crying", police say.
"That much information flowing through the phone lines all at once generates a lot of heat," Doug Wernicke of the IETF told us, "We just followed the smell of burning fiber optics."
"Apparently, she just deleted The Internet right off her desktop. Even after being warned, `are you sure you want to delete The Internet?`, she persisted."
Experts claim that this is a major problem with The Information Superhighway, perhaps even worse than animal pornography. "The Internet is a great cooperative work, more...