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Banta Singh had a bitter quarrel with his wife. In his anger he prayed loudly "Hey Bhagwan! mujhey uttha ley - Lord take me away from this world."
Mrs. Banta Singh retaliated: "Hey Bhagwan! mujhey uttha ley."
Banta Singh quickly amended his prayer: "Hey Bhagwan! tu iskee sun lay- O Lord, grant her prayer."