Vegetarian Jokes / Recent Jokes
Mr. T is opening his own vegetarian restaurant...it's going to be called "I Pity the Tofu."
I was at a vegetarian diner. The guy next to me was eating their famous Nine Bean Chili with grilled tofu chunks and melted soy cheese on top along with a tall glass of soy milk.
So basically he's eating beans mixed with chunks of beans with beans melted on top and washed down with a nice, cold glass of beans.
He may be healthy but he ain't gonna be popular.
I`m a vegetarian but I`d make an exception for your meat!
There are a lot of metaphors we use in daily life, but they might not be appropriate for every situation in our life.
I was in a restaurant catering to vegans and vegetarians, when my girlfriend and I were discussing how they made they were able to make a vegan cheesecake using nuts instead of tofu.
I said in a perfectly confident and audible voice: "Well, there's more than one way to skin a cat!"
Took me a while to realize what everyone was giving me dirty looks for.
...adventurer Alan Hissle became stranded in Canadian Rockies after falling and breaking his leg. Hissle, a vegetarian, could not find any vegetation to eat because of the snow, so he tried to eat anything he could find. For 4 days he subsisted on dead birds and bugs. He told his rescuers that in order to survive, he had become a meat seeking Hissle.
My girlfriend is a vegan sexual abuse counselor, which means she is against both battered women and battered shrimp.