Verbal Jokes / Recent Jokes
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timecards that specify large amounts of "Miscellaneous Unproductive Time" (Code 5309). Note that unproductive time isn't a problem.
What is a problem, however, is not knowing exactly what you are doing during your unproductive time. Attached below is a sheet specifying a tentative extended job code list based on our observations of employee activities.
The list will allow you to specify with a fair amount of precision what you are doing during your unproductive time. Please begin using this job code list immediately and let us know about any difficulties you encounter. Thank you, Accounting. Attached: Extended Job Code List
Code Number Explanation ---------- -----------
5316 Useless Meeting
5317 Obstructing Communications at Meeting
5318 Trying to Sound Knowledgeable While in Meeting
5319 Waiting for Break
5320 Waiting for more...
MEMO FROM ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT
It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timesheets that specify large amounts of "Miscellaneous Unproductive Time" (Code 5309). However, we need to know exactly what you are doing during your unproductive time.
Attached below is a sheet specifying a tentative extended job code list based on our observations of employee activities.
The list will allow you to specify with a fair amount of precision what you are doing during your unproductive time. Please begin using this job-code list immediately and let us know about any difficulties you encounter.
Thank you,
Accounting
Attached: Extended Job-Code List
Code Description
5316 Useless Meeting
5317 Obstructing Communications at Meeting
5318 Trying to Sound Knowledgeable While in Meeting
5319 Waiting for Break
5320 Waiting for Lunch
5321 Waiting for End of Day
5322 Vicious Verbal Attacks more...
He'd shown her his etchings, and just about everything else of interest in his apartment and, as Jack poured the last of the Martinis into their glasses, he realized that the moment of truth with Louise had arrived. He decided on the direct verbal attack.
"Tell me," he said smoothly, fingering a lock of her hair, "do you object to making love?"
She turned her lovely eyes up to his. "That's something I've never done," she said.
"Never made love?" cried Jack, appalled at the waste of magnificent raw material.
"No, silly," she said in soft rebuke. "Never objected."
It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in time sheets that specify large amounts of miscellaneous unproductive time.
It has become a problem not knowing exactly what you are doing with your unproductive time. Below is a list of new job codes and a description for each code based on observations of employee activities. The list will allow you to specify with better precision what you are doing during your unproductive time.
Please begin using this job code list immediately!
05000 Surfing the Net
05001 Reading/Writing Social E-mail
05002 Sharing Social E-Mail (see codes 05003, 05004)
05003 Collecting Jokes and Other Humorous Material via E-Mail
05004 Forwarding Jokes and Other Humorous Material via E-Mail
05005 Faxing Jokes and Other Humorous Material to Friends not on E-Mail
05317 Obstructing communications at meeting
05318 Trying to sound knowledgeable while in Meeting
05319 Waiting for more...