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A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with her vibrator." What are you doing?", asked the Mom." Mom I am 40 years old and look at me. I am ugly. I will never get married so this is pretty much my husband." The mother walked out of the room, shaking her head. The next day the father came home and heard noises in the bedroom and upon entering the room found his daughter using the vibrator. "What the hell are you doing?", he asked. His daughter replied, "I already told Mom. I am 40 years old now and ugly. I will never get married so this is as close as I'll ever get to a husband." The father walked out of the room shaking his head too. The next day the Mother came home to find her husband with a beer in one hand, and the vibrator in the other hand, watching the football game." For Christ's sake, what are you doing?" she cried. The more...

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. What are you doing?" she exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. In there, she found her husband watching the Superbowl on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. "What are you doing?" she exclaimed. more...

A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in.
The guy said, "Dude, thank goodness you showed up!" "I'm starving, and I need you to watch the counter for me for a few minutes, while I run across the street to get some lunch."
The friend looked around the store, then looked back at his friend oddly.
The guy said, "Dude, don't ask any questions, just sell it to em."
The friend said, "Ok". So the guy left.
A customer came in, and went up to the counter. She said, "I want a vibrator. What do you have?"
The friend said, "We got red ones, white ones, black ones, big ones, little ones and medium sized ones."
The lady said, "I'll take a little red one to carry in my bag."
He sold it to her.
Another woman walked in. She approached the counter and said, "I would like a vibrator, what do you have?"
The friend replied, "Red, black or white, large, more...