Vicky Jokes

Vicky, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine`s Day, at a jeweller`s shop in Connaught Place, Delhi. The jeweller inquired, `Would you like your girlfriend`s name engraved on it?` Vicky thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, `No, instead engrave `To my one and only love`.` The jeweller smiled and said, `Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.` Vicky retorted with a glint in his eye, `Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.`