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Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who's wife was a well known sex addict. But because the man could not be home all of the time, he often worried about his wife's faithfullness. He had noticed that she had been eyeing the young neighbor boy who cut their lawn recently. So one day the man decided to try to do something about this. After work the man entered a sexual aid shop and asked the owner to show him the selection of dildos."Why yes, of course." said the owner, "We have a very wide selection."But after looking for quite a long time, the man just did not find anything that satisfied him."Well, maybe I have just what you need." remarked the owner, "Wait here."And with that, the owner ran into the back and started digging around for quite some time. After about twenty minutes, the owner finally came out carrying a strange, rectangular box with ancient writing all over it. He set the box down on the counter and opened it for more...

A man was going to go on vacation, and in order to make sure that his wife didn't have sex with anybody else, he went to buy her a present. He walked into a small store on the corner, and told the owner his situation.
The owner felt that he had a solution, and pulled out a small box. Inside the box was a dildo.The man said"
So what, its just a dildo."
The owner replied that it was a special dildo and said voodoo penis the door. The penis began to bang the door. The man said stop, and it stopped.
The man brought it to his wife, then left. The wife used it and afeter about 4 orgasms she decided to stop. She couldn't stop the penis.
She decided to go to the hospital and get it taken out. While she was driving she was pulled over. The woman told the police officer what happened, and he said "
voodoo penis my ass"

this guy went to the local shaman and ask if there were any sutable sex toys and the shaman seid yes and sold him a vodo dick . the shaman seid voodoo dick door knob and it startid raming the door knob. so he gave it to his wive. she seid voodoo dick my vigina. it went up her .when she had had enof she sied voodoo dick stop but it didnt work so she got in her car but because of the intence plesure she couldnt drive streight . a police seid what is wrong so she told him and he voodoo dick my ass.