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61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.


62. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces themself.
A2: Walks home.


63. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".


64. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A: Fertilised.


65. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilised.


66. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
A: Opens the car door.


67. Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.


68. Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex?
A: Kick open the car door.


69. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who was disappointed when she got her driver's license?
A: The instructor gave more...

Q: What goes "Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech"?
A: A blonde at a flashing red light.

Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning? A: Pack their lunch and send them to work. 62. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A1: Introduces themself. A2: Walks home. 63. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK". 64. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? A: Fertilised. 65. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilised. 66. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door. 67. Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A: Locking the car door. 68. Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex? A: Kick open the car door. 69. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who was disappointed when she got her driver's license? A: The instructor gave her an "F" in sex. 70. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering? A: More head room. 71. Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room. 72. Q: What goes VROOM, more...

Q. What goes Vroom! Screech! Vroom! Screech! Vroom! Screech!
A. Blonde at a flashing red light.

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