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Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs? - They keep breaking them with the hammers. Did you hear about the blonde coyote? - Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck. When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head? - When you have a tire pump to reinflate it! Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? - She missed. What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH? - A blonde going through a flashing red light. What is the definition of gross ignorance? - 144 blondes. Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? - They went to see “Closed for the Winter”. Why is the blonde’s brain the size of a pea in the morning? - It swells at night.

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.
62. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces themself.
A2: Walks home.
63. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
64. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A: Fertilised.
65. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilised.
66. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
A: Opens the car door.
67. Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.
68. Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex?
A: Kick open the car door.
69. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who was disappointed when she got her driver's license?
A: The instructor gave her an "F" in sex.
70. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A: More head room.
71. Q: Why more...

61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning? A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.62. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A1: Introduces themself. A2: Walks home.63. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".64. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? A: Fertilised.65. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilised.66. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door.67. Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A: Locking the car door.68. Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex? A: Kick open the car door.69. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who was disappointed when she got her driver's license? A: The instructor gave her an "F" in sex.70. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering? A: More head room.71. Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room.72. Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, more...

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?, "Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.