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Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush died and found themselves standing on the other side of the Jordan River, looking across at the promised land. The Archangel Michael was standing on the other side and shouted over to the three surprised Americans, "Contrary to what you have been taught, each of you will have to wade across the Jordan River." As Michael saw their perplexed looks, he reassured them by saying, "Don't worry. You will sink only proportionally according to your sins on earth. The more you have sinned, the more you will sink into the water."The three American sages of political lore looked at one another, trying to determine who would be the first brave soul to cross the Jordan River.Finally, George W. Bush volunteered to go first. Slowly he began to wade out into the river, and slowly the water began to get higher and higher, reaching to his waist. George began to sweat, thinking that all of his sins were coming back to haunt him. He was more...

Sarah Palin wants to overturn Roe vs. Wade – the supreme court case protecting women’s right to abortion.

Palin says, “If I have to be stuck with 5 kids, everyone has to be stuck with 5 kids.

A blonde was sitting in class when the professor asked her if she knew what the Roe vs Wade decision was.
She sat there for quite a while pondering this very profound question and finally said,
"I think that is the decision George Washington made prior to crossing the Delaware."

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Wade.
Wade who?
Wade till next time. Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Wade.
Wade who?
Wade up little Susie!

lebron james: hey babe after the miami heat basketball game vs the mavericks for the championship what do you wanna do

Dwyane Wade: i was thinking to work at kfc and after that i was thinking for sex is that ok hunny ?

lebron james:yeah i guess is ok because i feel like i wanna get fucked up with u tonight

Dwyane Wade:thats good but first show me your ring and ill show you mine

lebron james : i dont have one:( sorry do you

Dwyane Wade: :( nope me neither ifeel like i wanna cry in your arms hunny

lebron james : me too :(