Wages Jokes

Wages and salaries for private industry workers decreased 1.8 percent for the 12-month period ended June 2008. In related news, Wipro, an India-based technology services company, announced yesterday that it was outsourcing 2,000 jobs to the United States.

A boy took a summer job and came home one day very excited.' Dad, I've got some great news, they've doubled my wages'
'You must have been working very well' replied his father.
'Yes, instead of paying me fifty pounds a week, they're now going to pay me fifty pounds every two weeks'!

The wages of sin are eternal damnation. (the hours are good though)