Wagon Jokes / Recent Jokes

It was the day after Christmas. The pastor of a church was looking
over their Nativity scene when he noticed the baby Jesus was
missing from among the figures.
Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with
a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant,
Jesus.
So he walked up to the boy and said, “Well, where did you get Him,
my fine friend? ”
The little boy replied, “I got him from the church. ”
“And why did you take him? ”
The boy said, “Well, about a week before Christmas, I prayed to
the little Lord Jesus and I told him if he would bring me a red
wagon for Christmas, I would give him the first ride in it. ”

A young farm boy had accidentally turned over his wagon of corn. Hearing the noise, a farmer who lived nearby yelled out, "Hey, Billy Bob, leave it fer a spell, come on in here with us, then I'll help get the wagon up."
"That's mighty kind," replied Billy Bob, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."
"Aw, c'mon," insisted the farmer.
"Well, ok, just fer a bit," Billy Bob said, "but Pa won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Billy Bob thanked the farmer and said, "I feels a lot better now, but I know Pa's gonna be real upset."
"Aw, don't be foolish," the farmer said. "By the way, where is yo Pa?"
"Under the wagon!"

A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.
He thought he would show his city-slicker cousin a local Indian tribe so he could see how they were "one with the land".

The cowboy and his cousin come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. The cowboy stops and says to his cousin, "You see that Indian?"

"Yeah," says the city-slicker.

"Look," says the cowboy, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction!"

Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."

"Incredible!" says the cousin to the cowboy.
"This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. more...

A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy playing on the sidewalk. He had his little red wagon, and he had hung small ladders on the side of it, and coiled the garden hose up in it, and he was wearing a fireman's hat. He had the wagon tied to his dog, so that the dog could pull the wagon. The fireman thought this was really cute so he went out and told the little boy what a great looking fire truck he had. As he did, he noticed that the dog was tied to the wagon by his testicles. The fireman said, "Son, I don't want to try to tell you how to run your fire company or anything, but I think if you would tie that rope around the dog's neck you would go faster." "Maybe so," said the little boy, "But then I'd lose my siren!"

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"

"Yeah," says the other cowboy.

"Look," says the first one, "he`s listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."

Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."

"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"

The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."

One day Billy is pulling some bottles to the recycling plant in his wagon to get some spending money, he is cursing up a storm while he is pulling the wagon.
He comes around a corner and sees Jenny standing on the path in front of him.
"Billy you shouldn't swear like that!"
"Why the hell not?"
"Because God will hear you" Jenny replies.
"So what if he does" Billy replies.
"Well if God hears you swearing you will go to hell." Jenny explains.
"Well He can't hear me. He is not here!"
"Yes He can hear you Billy. God is everywhere!"
Billy thinks a minute than says, "You mean to say God is under that tree over there right now?"
"Yes Billy He is there, but you can't see him because He is invisibe." replies Jenny.
"God is over behind those bushes too?" asks Billy.
"Yes. He is behind the bushes too. I told you he is everywhere!" Jenny more...

As Little Johnny is walking up a hill pulling his red wagon behind him, he's saying, "Damn this," "Screw that."
Hearing this, the parish priest walks up to Johnny and says, "Johnny, you shouldn't swear like that. God is all around us."
"Is he in the sky?" Johnny asks.
"Yes, He is," the priest replies.
"Is He in that tree over there?" asks Johnny.
"Yes," replies the priest.
"Is He in my wagon?" Johnny asks.
"Yes, Johnny, He is," answers the priest.
"Well then, tell Him to get out and push!" shouts Johnny.