Waiter Jokes / Recent Jokes

Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.

Diner: Waiter, bring me a bottle of wine, please.

Waiter: What year?

Diner: This year! We'd like to drink it with our dinner.

Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read.

Customer: Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"? Waiter: We can dream, can't we?

Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe hes eating your lettuce.

A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter,' waiter, there's a fly in my soup!' The waiter replies,' That, sir, is entirely possible, you see our cook used to be a tailor.'

Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.