Walkman Jokes / Recent Jokes
A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head.
"I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde.
"You can't! I'll die!" retorts the blonde.
"I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!" says the beauty specialist getting annoyed.
"I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!"
The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the blonde. Within seconds, the blonde dies. When the specialist picks up the walkman to listen, she hears it repeating "breath in, breath out, breath in".
A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head.
“I need to take that walkman off your head, ” says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde.
“You can’t! I’ll die! ” retorts the blonde.
“I can’t cut your hair with the walkman on your ears! ” says the beauty specialist getting annoyed.
“I said you can’t take it off, or I’ll die! ”
The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the blonde. Within seconds, the blonde dies. When the specialist picks up the walkman to listen, she hears it repeating “breath in, breath out, breath in”.
A man sees a blonde woman at the beach one day sporting a walkman and headphones, but thinks nothing of it.
The next day, he sees the same blonde woman at the grocery store, still with the walkman and headphones on. A little suprised, he goes on with his shopping.
The next day was Sunday, and the man headed off to church. The man arrived at the church and found a seat just as the preacher was beginning the sermon. Halfway through the sermon, the man looked over, and to his surprise, saw the same blonde woman. Even more shocking, she was STILL wearing the headphones! The man was so curious as to why she was wearing the headphones, he jumped up, ran over to the woman, and ripped the headphones off her head. She
immediately fell to the ground, clutching her throat. The man, horrified, picked up the headphones to see what was playing in them. To his amasement, the same thing was playing over and over again:
'Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out...'
A boy was turning four, and his dad said he'd give him whatever he wanted for his birthday.
The boy replied,' Can I have a tractor this year?"
His dad said' Yes, of course.'
That year the boy got what he wanted.
The next year, his dad went to him and asked him what he wanted for his birthday this year. He said "Can I have a bigger tractor than last year?"
The dad kindly said yes.
Three years had passed and it was the boys birthday again and his dad asked him what he would like this year, again the boy asked for a tractor.
He got the same present each year. Eventually the boy became 18, his dad walked to him and asked what he would like for his birthday. The boy replied "Can I have a walkman?"
The dad was surprised and agreed.
The boy got his present and was walking down the road, when he smelt smoke. As he walked further, the smoke became thicker and thicker. When he got further he found a building was on more...
A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head." I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde." You can't! I'll die!" retorts the blonde." I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!" says the beauty specialist getting annoyed." I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!"The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the blonde. Within seconds, the blonde dies. When the specialist picks up the walkman to listen, she hears it repeating "breath in, breath out, breath in".