Wanda Jokes

Wee Willie was walking with Wanda, his new girlfriend, carrying her books home from grammar school. Both were eight years old. "Wanda," said Wee Willie with worshiping gaze, "you are the first
girl I have ever loved."
"Dammit," said Wanda, "I've drawn another beginner!"

Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities. To a young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for an hour or so. The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed. "Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex." Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked. "Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda buy some Girl Scout cookies!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda buy some Girl Scout cookies? Knock Knock
Who's there!
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda off and you'll get lost! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda buy a cheap bike? It's got no wheels but....!Knock Knock
Who's there!
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda around while I climb through the window!