Warden Jokes / Recent Jokes

A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play' Achy Breaky Heart' fur me bahfore ah hafta go." "Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that," says the warden. He turns to the biker, "And you, biker, what's your last request?" "That you kill me first."

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time. After three years, Andy was recognized as one of the best carpenters in the local area. Often he would be given a weekend pass to do odd jobs for the citizens of the community.... and he always reported back to prison before Sunday night was over. The warden was thinking of remodeling his kitchen and in fact had done much of the work himself. But he lacked the skills to build a set of kitchen cupboards and a large counter top which he had promised his wife. So he called Andy into his office and asked him to complete the job for him. But, alas, Andy refused. He told the warden, "Gosh, I'd really like to help you but counter fitting is what got me into prison in the first place".

The National Game warden put out a warning to all hikers in his area. Warning that they should wear small bells on their boots so not to startle the bears. To distinguish the grizzly bear the notice read-- small bears droppings are small with nut and berries in it. Grizzly bear droppings are much larger with nuts and berries and little tiny bells in it.

One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was going to his Chevy and he got a vist from The Game Warden.
The Warden said "Hey Sir, what ya huntin?"
The man said "Ducks."
The Warden said "Did ya have any luck?"
He said "Got 3."
The Warden said "Let Me see them." The Warden stuck his finger up the ducks butt, smelled it and said "This duck is from Ohio, do you have a stamp for it?"
The Man gave him the stamp.
The Warden picked up the 2nd duck did the same thing and said "Kentuky duck, got a stamp?"
The man gave him the stamp.
The Warden did the same thing with the last duck and said "Canada duck. Stamp?"
The man gave him the stamp.
Then the Warden said "Where you from anyway?"
The man pulled down his pants and said "You're the expert, you tell me!"

There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the game warden, couldn't figure out how he did it, so one day the game warden decided to go fishing with his friend. The fisherman took his friend the warden out to his favorite spot. Once there, the fisherman took a stick of dynamite out of his backpack, lit it, and threw it into the water. The dynamite exploded and a dozen fish floated to the top. The game warden said, "That's illegal, you can't do that."The fisherman goes, "Really?" He then lights another stick of dynamite and throws it into the water. The dynamite exploded, and a dozen more fish floated to the top. The game warden said, "Stop that now, and take this boat back to shore...I'm going to have to give you a citation and confiscate all your gear." The fisherman said,"Oh, really?" He then lights another stick of dynamite, throws it into the game warden's lap, and said "You gonna sit there and keep more...

One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was going to his Chevy and he got a vist from The Game Warden.The Warden said "Hey Sir, what ya huntin?"The man said "Ducks."The Warden said "Did ya have any luck?"He said "Got 3."The Warden said "Let Me see them." The Warden stuck his finger up the ducks butt, smelled it and said "This duck is from Ohio, do you have a stamp for it?"The Man gave him the stamp.The Warden picked up the 2nd duck did the same thing and said "Kentuky duck, got a stamp?"The man gave him the stamp.The Warden did the same thing with the last duck and said "Canada duck. Stamp?"The man gave him the stamp.Then the Warden said "Where you from anyway?"The man pulled down his pants and said "You're the expert, you tell me!"

A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell. The Game Warden was hot on his heels.

After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him.' Let's see yer fishin' license, Boy!' the Warden gasped. With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.

'Well, son,' said the Game Warden,' you must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!'

'Yes, sir,' replied the young guy,' but my friend back there, well, he don't have one.'