Wash Jokes / Recent Jokes

a guy sees some golfers and says don't forget to wash your balls! hippie!

A young child walks into a corner store and picks up a big box of laundry detergent.
The storekeep trying to be friendly says, "Got a lot of laundry to do?"
The boy says, "Haha no. I'm actually going to go wash my dog with it."
The storekeep says, "Son, that stuff is very powerful. If you use it to wash your dog the dog might become sick or even die!"
The boy replies, "Don't worry, he'll be fine."
And the boy leaves. The next day the boy returns to buy some candy.
The storekeep asks the boy about his dog and how the washing went.
The boy replies sadly, "He died..."
The storekeep says as gently as he can, "I'm sorry son. But I warned you this might happen if you wash the dog with detergent."
The boy replies, "I don't think it was the laundry detergent that killed him. I think it was the spin cycle."

You can enjoy a beer all month long.
Beer stains wash out.
You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play ball.
If your beer is flat, you can toss it out.
Beer is never late.
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
A hangover will go away.
Beer labels come off without a fight.
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
A beer never has a headache.
A beer will never nag you.
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
A beer always goes down easy.
You can share a beer with friends.
You always know if you're the first one to pop a beer.
A beer is always wet.
A beer doesn't demand equality.
You can have a beer in public.
A beer doesn't care what time you come home.
A frigid beer is a good beer.
You don't have to wash a more...

While playing around the house one day, a little black boy came across a can of white paint that his dad had been using. He gets an idea to paint his little hands and face and pretend to be a little white boy for a while.
He's so excited about this, he just has to go show and tell someone. So he runs into the kitchen and says,"Look Mama! I's a little white boy!"
She screams at him and tells him if he doesn't wash that white paint off, he will be grounded for a whole month and won't get any supper!
So now the little boy is almost in tears but decides to try' showing off' one more time.
He runs upstairs to his dad's room and proudly yells "Look Dad, I'm a little white boy now!"
His dad screams back,"You're black, you little son-of-abitch, and don't you ever forget it! Now, wash that white paint off, or I'm gonna spank you your ass!"
The little boy thinks for a second and says "You know, Dad, I've only been white for a more...

Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A. Locking the car door.
Q. Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?
A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Q. Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A. Divorcee'
Q. Why can't a blonde get a drivers license?
A. Because every time the instructor says "Let's park" she jumps in the back seat.
Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because, that's where you're more...

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.

A newyorker a redneck and a mexican go in to the bathroom, use it, and start to wash. The mexican and the newyorker start to wash their hands.
The mexican said, "At my school they taught me to use papertowel to dry your hands, so thay get dry"
The newyorker said, "My teacher told me to use the dryers, so we save trees."
At that time, the red neck finishes his 'business' and right before opening the bathroom door, the mexican said, "Gross, man you did not wash your hands!"
The redneck said, "Well, my teacher taught me to not piss on my hands."