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when santa clause was busy dropping presents to us, the only thing he did when he past asia was to leave a wave!!!
[Offensive to large bodies of water]
The old Jewish man was walking on the beach with his only grandson,
when a giant wave crashes onshore, sweeping the boy out to sea.
The man looks up to the heavens and says, "Oh Lord, this is my only
grandson, how can you take him away from me like this? My son will
not understand. My daughter-in-law will die from grief."
Another wave comes by, and deposits the boy at the old man's feet.
The grandfather looks to the heavens again and says, "He had a hat!"
I've learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sings "Silent Night".
Age 5 I've learned that our dog doesn't want to eat my broccoli either.
Age 7 I've learned that when I wave to people in the country, they stop what they are doing and wave back.
Age 9 I've learned that just when I get my room the way I like it, Mom makes me clean it up again.
Age 12 I've learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up.
Age 14 I've learned that although it's hard to admit it, I'm secretly glad my parents are strict with me.
Age 15 I've learned that silent company is often more healing than words of advice.
Age 24 I've learned that brushing my child's hair is one of life's great pleasures.
Age 26 I've learned that wherever I go, the world's worst drivers have followed me there.
Age 29 I've learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe more...
Age 3: I learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent Night".
Age 5: I learned that our dog doesn't want to eat my broccoli either.
Age 7: I learned that when I wave to people in the country, they stop what they are doing and wave back.
Age 9: I learned that just when I get my room the way I like it, Mom makes me clean it up again.
Age 12: I learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up.
Age 14: I learned that although it's hard to admit it, I'm secretly glad my parents are strict with me.
Age 15: I learned that silent company is often more healing than words of advice.
Age 24: I learned that brushing my child's hair is one of life's great pleasures.
Age 26: I learned that wherever I go, the world's worst drivers have followed me there.
Age 29: learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Age 30: I learned more...