Wedding Toast Jokes / Recent Jokes

Married life has many Ups and Downs... May most of yours be between the sheets!

To our wives and lovers... may they never meet!

Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married... and she didn't have to hear about how well his Mother cooked.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Why is marriage is like a violin?

After all the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.

Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.