Whales Jokes / Recent Jokes
your mamma is so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "we are family"
Whales...
Your mamma is so fat,
she jumped in th lake
and all the whales popped
out and said:We are fa-mily!
Even though you are bigger than
me!!!
this one kid was learning about whales in class. the teacher says "whales cant actualy open their mouth that wide, so they cant even swallow a human." Then a kid says "But joana got swallowed by a whale." Then the teacher says "well that didnt really happen." then the kid says"when i go to heaven ill ask him." then the techer says" what if joana didnt go to heaven?" so the kid says" then when you die you ask him."
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing "WE ARE FAMILY."
Two whales were swimming in the bay when they noticed the whaling boat that killed and harpooned their brother. The first whale says to the second whale, "Hey there is that boat that harpooned and killed our brother. Let's go swim underneath the boat, blow out of our blowholes, and then the boat will tip over, and all the fisherman will drown in the icy sea!!"
The second whale agrees, so they begin to get their revenge. They swim under the boat, blow out their blowholes, and sure enough, the boat capsizes and all the fisherman begin to drown.
The first whale turns to the second and says, "Now I know what we'll do. We'll swim around and eat up all these fisherman to really get back at them!"
The second whale turns to his brother and says, "I don't think so; I may do blowjobs, but I don't swallow sea men."
~Yo momma s so fat that when she got in the ocean the whales started singing "we are family... all my brothers sisters you and me !~