Whoo Jokes

There once was five year old boy who enjoyed playing with his
train set. One afternoon, his mother happened to be standing by the
door listening to the boy play. She was shocked when she heard him
saying,
"All right, all of you son of a bitches who want to get on the train, get
on train. And all of you son of a bitches who want to get off the
train, get off the train. And all of you son of a bitches who want to
change seats, change seats now 'cause the train's getting ready to
leave. Whoo whooooo."
The mother was just devastated, so she scolded her son and said to him,
"Now son, I want to go upstairs and take your nap, and when you get up,
you can't play with your train set for two hours."
So the boy took his nap and didn't even mention his train set for
two hours. After the two hours were up, the boy asked his mom if he
could play with his train set again. She said yes, and asked him if he
understood why more...

One time, ol' Thibedeaux (tib-eh-doe) had a
Bar-B-Q in the back of his house. Well, ol'
Broussard (broo-sard) saw one of Thibedeaux's
children running around with a real strange
outfit.
Broussard said 'Hey, Thibedeaux, wot dat yor
baby got on hisself?'
Thibedeaux said 'Man, dats a Pampers, cher
(shah)!'
Broussard said 'Wot you mean a Pampers?'
Thibedeaux said 'It's like a diaper, but you
don' got to wash it, you don' got to fol' it -
you jus' tro'ed it away.'
Broussard said 'WHOO MAN! I need ta gots me
some o' dem Pampers!'
The next weekend, ol' Broussard was having a
crawfish boil in the back of his house.
Thibedeaux said 'Whoo man, looks like you gots
some a dem Pampers on yor babies!'
Broussard said 'Yeh, I love dem Pampers, cher.
You don' gots to wash 'em, you don' gots to
fol' 'em, you jus' tro'ed 'em away.'
Thibedeaux said 'Wall den, you need to change
dat Pampers on dat little more...