Wire Jokes / Recent Jokes
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire.
Santa Singh and Banta Singh exited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the key which was in the ignition.
Realizing the mistake, Banta asked, "Why don't we get a wire to open it?"
"No, that won't work, ” answered Santa. "People will think we're trying to break in to steal the car."
Then Banta suggested, "What if we use a pocket knife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?"
"No," said Santa, "People will think we're too dumb to use a wire."
"Well," sighed Banta, "we'd better think of something fast. It's starting to rain, and the sun roof is open!"
In class * Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. In class * Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. * Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in. * Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half. * Shhh... Quiet, boys... the principal just passed away outside * Both of you three, get out of the class. * Close the doors of the window. * Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver. * Take 5 cm wire of any length. & About family * I have two daughters both of them are girls & At the play ground * All of you, stand in a straight circle. * There is no wind in the balloon. & Punishment: * You, rotate the ground four times * You, go and under-stand the tree * You three of you, stand together separately. * Why you are late - say YES or NO
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One morning a son got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of chicken wire.
His father said, "Son, where are you going?". The son replied, "I'm going to catch me some chickens".
The father said, "Son, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire. But the son insisted that he knew what he was doing. Later on that day, the son came home with two chickens in his hand.
The father thought, "I guess he knows what he's doing".
The next morning the son got up with some duck tape.
The father said, "Son, where you going?".
The son replied, "I'm going to catch some ducks".
The father yelled, "YOU CAN'T CATCH DUCKS WITH DUCK TAPE."
The son insisted that he knew what he was doing. Later on that day the son came home with two ducks under each arm.
The father thought, "Damn, I guess he does know what he's doing!"
The next morning the son got up with a hand full of more...
An American research team eager to measure the advances in technology made by different nations devised a thinner than human hair metal wire and took it round the world to see what other nations could do to it.
The Japanese proved their skill by boring a hole in it. The researchers arrived in India with the thin holed wire and challenged our technicians to improve upon it.
They were directed to Ludhiana. There they were taken to a workshop run by a sardar/r mistri in his backyard. The sardar/r' examined the wire and told the researchers to come back an hour later. When the team returned at the appointed hour, he handed them their wire. They could see no change.' Examine it under a magnifying glass,' commanded the sardarjiThey did. Printed on the wire was the legend:' Made in India'.
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks -
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic syphilis, Sir!"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!"
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front lines, Sir!"
"Good man!" says the Major.
He goes to the next bed.
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic piles, Sir!"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!"
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front lines, Sir!"
"Good man!" says the Major.
He goes to the next bed.
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic gum disease, Sir!"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush more...
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks -
“What’s your problem, Soldier? ”
“Chronic syphilis, Sir! ”
“What treatment are you getting? ”
“Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir! ”
“What’s your ambition? ”
“To get back to the front lines, Sir! ”
“Good man! ” says the Major.
He goes to the next bed.
“What’s your problem, Soldier? ”
“Chronic piles, Sir! ”
“What treatment are you getting? ”
“Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir! ”
“What’s your ambition? ”
“To get back to the front lines, Sir! ”
“Good man! ” says the Major.
He goes to the next bed.
“What’s your problem, Soldier? ”
“Chronic gum disease, Sir! ”
“What treatment are you getting? more...