"3 Sick Soldiers…" joke

An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks -

“What’s your problem, Soldier? ”

“Chronic syphilis, Sir! ”

“What treatment are you getting? ”

“Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir! ”

“What’s your ambition? ”

“To get back to the front lines, Sir! ”

“Good man! ” says the Major.

He goes to the next bed.

“What’s your problem, Soldier? ”

“Chronic piles, Sir! ”

“What treatment are you getting? ”

“Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir! ”

“What’s your ambition? ”

“To get back to the front lines, Sir! ”

“Good man! ” says the Major.

He goes to the next bed.

“What’s your problem, Soldier? ”

“Chronic gum disease, Sir! ”

“What treatment are you getting? ”

“Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir! ”

“What’s your ambition? ”

“To get to the front of the line and get the wire brush before the other two - Sir! ”