Witch Jokes / Recent Jokes
First witch: Heres a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just dont know when to stop.
Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter.
Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn't push the pram - she pulled it.
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's youthful happiness. So he offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer. If, after a year, he still had no answer, he would be killed.
The question was: What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. Well, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everybody: The princess, the prostitutes, the priests, the wise men, the court jester.
In all, he spoke with everyone but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
What most people did tell him was to consult the old witch, as only she would know the answer. The price would more...
There once was a man with a 15 inch so he went to the docter and said, "There is a witch who will know the cure."
So when he went to the witch she said "Go to the pond and everytime the special frog sais no your dick shrinks 3 inches smaller".
As the man went to the frog he said "Will you marry me?" and the frog said no! And the mans dick shrunk 3 inch smaller. so he asked again will you marry me? And the frog said no and it shrunk 3 inches smaller. But it was still too big so he said will you marry me? NO! NO! NO!
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! AND FOR THE LAST TIME NO !!!
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of a sudden, she heard this soft crying from down below. When she landed, she saw this yellow frog. Touched by his sadness, the witch asked why he was crying.
"Sniff. None of the other frogs will let me join in all their frog games. Boo hoo."
"Don't cry, little one.", replied the witch, and with a wave of her magic wand, the frog turned green. All happy now, the frog was checking himself over when he noticed that his penis was still yellow. He asked an embarrassed witch about this, and she told him that there were some things that she just couldn't do, but if he saw the wizard, he'd fix things up for him.
So happily, the little green frog hippity-hopped along his merry way.
Feeling quick happy about herself, the witch once more took to the skies, and once again, she heard some crying, but this time of a thunderous sort. So down to the ground she flew only to discover a pink more...
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes to find
the ball he discovers a witch (hat and all) stirring a cauldron. So out of
curiosity he asks her what she is brewing. "A magic potion" she replies.
"Well what does it for" he asks. "This potion will make anyone an
excellent golfer" At this he gets really excited and asks if he can have
some. She is agreeable but warns him that it will have dire consequences
on his sex life. After a short period of soul searching he decides to try
the potion. He goes back to the golf course and completes an excellent
game of golf. Next he challenges the golf pro and beats him easily. He
spends every possible moment of the next year playing golf at every
course he manage to get to and having a wonderful time of it. After a
year he finds himself back at the same course where he found the witch.
Out of curiosity he slices one into the woods so he more...