Witch Jokes / Recent Jokes
How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance? Voodoo like to dance with me?
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of hiswarriors to the witch doctor to get some medicine. The warrior says "BigChief, no shit". the doctor gave him 1 pill and told him that the chiefshould be fine tomorrow.The warrior went back to the chief and gave him the pill. the next morningthe warrior was sent back to the witch doctor and says "big chief, no shit". the doctor gives him five pills and tells him to give them to the chief.The next day the warrior appears at the witch doctor's house yet againsaying "big chief, no shit". the doctor gets annoyed and so gives thewarrior the whole bottle of pills to give to the chief.The next day the warrior goes back to the witch doctor (AGAIN):"Big shit, no chief".
What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.
Who went into a witches den and came out alive? The witch!