Wombat Jokes

Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Billy. Billy was pretty much your average kid. But one day, he got on the school bus and heard a bunch of kids talking about the Purple Wombat. He asked them what the Purple Wombat was, they got angry at him and sat somewhere else, so Billy had to sit all alone. Later, at school, the teacher began to talk about the Purple Wombat. When Billy asked her about the Purple Wombat, she was extremely angry and sent him to the principal's office. Billy went to the principal's office. The principal invited him in, and asked him why he was there. Billy said "My teacher sent me here because I don't know what the Purple Wombat is."
"Young man, go home right know! You are suspended for three days!"
So Bill went home, and his mother asked him "Why are you home so early?"
"I got suspended for three days for not knowing what the Purple Wombat is."
"You don't know what the Purple Wombat is? You more...

There was a little boy by the name of Billy. Billy was an ordinary little boy who did ordinary little boy things, like playing, eating, bathing, destroying things, and going to school. One day, when Billy went down to the bus stop to meet the bus to go to school, he found all of his friends huddled around in a little group, talking about the Purple Wombat.
Being a little boy, Billy was curious. So he asked them, "What's the Purple Wombat?"
"You don't know what the Purple Wombat is?" the children exclaimed disgustedly. For the rest of the morning, they would not go near Billy, always standing far away and staring at him. Then the bus came. Billy, confused, got on the bus along with the rest of the children.
"Hey, Mister Bus Driver!" one of the chldren shouted. "Billy doesn't know what the Purple Wombat is!"
The bus driver turned around abruptly. "You don't know what the Purple Wombat is?" he said in disbelief. He ordered more...