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Have you ever wondered why you wonder why? I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I wonder why.I wonder why I don't wonder why anymore?

Have you ever wondered...
Why Most homes have lots of windows in the house, how ever, more than half of them are usually covered up with blinds so people can't see you.
If blind people can still see kindness in a person.
Would they still have the same motto " No Shirt, No pants, No service" in a porn shop.
Why on "children's tylonnel" they put " Do not drive right after you have taken this".
Why Many packaged peanut bags will say " May contain traces of peanuts" on them?
Will you be smarter if you eat smarties( canadian candy)
Will you be dumber if you lift dumb bells
AND FINALLY...

Flash - New Weapon in America’s Arsenal - Dubbed ‘The Chicken Gun’
Senate majority leader Howard H. Baker Jr., expressed astonishment to the Senate, over recent news accounts of an Air Force “chicken gun. ”
It seems the gun is a converted 20-foot cannon capable of hurling dead four-pound chickens at airplanes at 700 miles per hour … The armament is used to help find ways to reduce accidents caused by jets hitting birds.
“My first reaction to this story was one of bitterness, ” Baker told colleagues.
“I wonder why a ’special classified briefing’ had not been set up for members of Congress on the new chicken gun and I wondered if Secretary of Defense Casper Weinberger was planning one. ”
Baker also wondered aloud “how far along the Soviet Union is with the deployment of their ‘chicken gun’, and how will our Minuteman, Midgetman and Sparrow missles get along with this new weapon…”
Baker went on to wonder if the Navy might be more...