Wool Jokes

Where does virgin wool come from? Ugly sheep.

A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair.The man shouted, "What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there."The prostitute snapped back, "What do you want to do, knit or fuck?"

Where does Virgin wool come from?
Really, Really ugly sheep.

Does 'virgin wool' come from sheep the shepherd hasn't caught yet?
If the front of your car says 'DODGE', do you really need a horn?
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Q. Where does virgin wool come from?
A. Ugly sheep.