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List Of Possible Slogans Promoting National Condom Week
1. Cover Your Stump Before You Hump
2. Before You Attack Her, Wrap Your Whacker
3. Don't Be Silly, Protect Your Willy
4. When In Doubt, Shroud Your Spout
5. Don't Be A Loner, Cover Your Boner
6. You Cant Go Wrong If You Shield Your Dong
7. If You'Re Not Goin To Sack It, Go Home And Whack It
8. If You Think She'S Spunky Cover Your Monkey
9. If You Slip Between Her Thighs, Be Sure To Condomize
10. It Will Be Sweeter If You Wrap Your Peter
11. She Wont Get Sick If You Wrap Your Dick
12. If You Go In To Heat, Package Your Meat
13. While Your Undressing Venus, Dress Up Your Penis
14. When You Take Off Her Pants And Blouse, Slip Up Your Trouser Mouse
15. Especially In December, Gift Wrap Your Member
16. Never, Never Deck Her With An Unwrapped Pecker
17. Dont Be A Fool, Vulcanize Your Tool
18. The Right Selection Will Protect Your Erection
19. Wrap It In Foil more...

This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as shorts.
The doctor walks in and tells him - "I can clearly see your nuts!"

This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as shorts.The doctor walks in and tells him - "I can clearly see your nuts!"

POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK
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1. cover your stump, before you hump.
2. before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
3. don't be silly, protect your willy.
4. when in doubt, shroud your spout.
5. don't be a loner, cover your boner.
6. if you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
7. you can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
8. if you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
9. it will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
10. if you slip between the thighs, be sure to condomise.
11. she won't get sick, if you wrap your dick.
12. if you go into heat, package your meat.
13. while you are undressing Venus, dress up your penis.
14. when you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse.
15. especially in December, gift wrap your member.
16. never deck her, with an unwrapped member.
17. don't be a fool, vulcanise your more...

A picky customer comes to a small food shop and sees a new delivery of fresh fruit.
"Give me three dozens of oranges and wrap every orange up in a separate piece of paper, please," he says to the saleswoman.
She does.
"And three dozens of cherries, please, and wrap up every one in a separate piece of paper, too." She does.
"And what is that there," he asks pointing out a bushel in the corner.
"Grapes," says the saleswoman, "but they are not for sale!"

To clean a toilet bowl:
Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl. Let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then brush and flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous China.
To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers:
Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
To clean corrosion from car battery terminals:
Pour a can of carbonated Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
To loosen a rusted bolt:
Applying a cloth soaked in a carbonated soda to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
To bake a moist ham:
Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.
To remove grease from clothes:
Empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy work clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular more...

Clear large space on table for wrapping present.
Go to closet and collect bag in which present is contained, and shut door.
Open door and remove cat from closet.
Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper.
Go back and remove cat from cupboard.
Go to drawer, and collect transparent sticky tape, ribbons, scissors, labels, etc...
Lay out presents and wrapping materials on table, to enable wrapping strategy to be formed.
Go back to drawer to get string, remove cat that has been in the drawer since last visit and collect string.
Remove present from bag.
Remove cat from bag.
Open box to check present, remove cat from box, replace present.
Lay out paper to enable cutting to size.
Try and smooth out paper, realize cat is underneath and remove cat.
Cut the paper to size, keeping the cutting line straight.
Throw away first sheet as cat chased the scissors, and tore the paper.
Cut second sheet of paper to size - by putting cat more...