Wyckoff Jokes

Wyckoff boarded a city bus one morning and sat down next to a young man with a big diffle bag at his feet. Every time the bus pulled up to a stop, the young man would take a french horn from the duffle bag and git it a blast in C sharp.

"Why are you blowing that horn at every stop?" he asked.

"To keep the elephants from charging the bus," was the reply.

"That's ridiculous!" snapped Wyckoff. "There isn't an elephant for thousands of miles!"

"I know," the young man answered. "It's very effective."