Charging Jokes

How do you keep a Rhino from charging?
Take away its credit card.

1. Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?

A: Take away it's credit card.

Wyckoff boarded a city bus one morning and sat down next to a young man with a big diffle bag at his feet. Every time the bus pulled up to a stop, the young man would take a french horn from the duffle bag and git it a blast in C sharp.

"Why are you blowing that horn at every stop?" he asked.

"To keep the elephants from charging the bus," was the reply.

"That's ridiculous!" snapped Wyckoff. "There isn't an elephant for thousands of miles!"

"I know," the young man answered. "It's very effective."

To cover the rising fuel costs:
Attendant: Welcome aboard Ala Carte Air, sir. May I see your ticket?

Passenger: Sure.

Attendant: You're in seat 12B. That will be $5, please!

Passenger: What for?

Attendant: For telling you where to sit.

Passenger: But I already knew where to sit.

Attendant: Nevertheless, we are now charging a seat locator fee of $5. It's the airline's new policy.

Passenger: That's the craziest thing I ever heard. I won't pay it.

Attendant: Sir, do you want a seat on this flight, or not?

Passenger: Yes, yes. All right, I'll pay. But the airline is going to hear about this.

Attendant: Thank you. My goodness, your carry-on bag looks heavy. Would you like me to stow it in the overhead compartment for you?

Passenger: That would be swell, thanks.

Attendant: No problem. Up we go, and done! That will be $10, please.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card!