"Elephant jokes 09" joke

How do you hire an elephant? Stand it on four bricks! What is the easy way to get a wild elephant? Get a tame one and annoy it! What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants! Why is an elephant braver than a hen? Because the elephant isn't chicken! What is worse than raining cats and dogs? Raining elephants! How are elephants and hippopotanuses alike? Neither can play basketball! How do you stop an angry elephant from charging? Take away it's credit cards! What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed? Out of the way! How do you raise a baby elephant? With a fork lift truck! What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants? On television!

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