Yaar Jokes / Recent Jokes

Once Santa Singh and Banta Singh were going in a jungle, Suddenly they saw one tiger comming towards them. To save themselves they climbed a tree and both sat on one branch. The tiger came under the tree and sat down. Santa told Banta " Yaar just to pass Time Why don`t you sing some song" Banta Singh started to sing. After singing four songs Banta hanged upside down on the branch and then again sung four songs. After singing all the songs he Banta came back to his original position. Santa asked curiosly "Yaar Bantya, You sung four songs sitting in upright position and next four songs you sat upside down, Why did you do that?" Banta told " Yaar First four songs were from side A and the other four were from Side B".

Ek Dost Ne Sardar Se Poocha "Yaar Tu Hamesha Foreign Channel Kyon
Dekhta Rehta."
Sardar "Yaar Kuch Bijli Unki Bhi Kharcha Hone Do."

Santa singh: yaar banta i lost rs800 banta singh: how santa singh: yaar i bet rs 500 on pakistan banta singh: this is 500 not 800 santa singh: yes but i even bet rs 300 on highlights

Banta Singh saw that his friend santa Singh was very
depressed.
"What happened ?" asked banta.
"Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . " "How come ?"
"Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England
was being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win,
but I lost the bet."
" But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?" " Yaar, I
bet on the highlights too "

Santa saw that his friend Ram Lai was very depressed.
'What happened?' asked Santa
'Yaar, I lost Rs 800 in a bet yesterday.'
'How come?'
'Well, yesterday, the one day match between India and England was being shown live on TV I bet Rs 500 that India would win, but I lost the bet.'
'But that's only Rs 500, where did the rest go?'
'Yaar, I bet on the highlights too!'