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Q: How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None-New Haven looks better in the dark!
Note: If you have ever been to New Haven, you'll know it really does.

Hillary Clinton made a surprise return to her alma mater on Monday, picking up an honorary degree from Yale University. Bill Clinton also received a degree. After catching Bill checking out a few co-eds, Hillary gave him the third degree.

Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT university and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common
question was asked to all 4 of them.
INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light HARVARD Guy: It`s the Thought; b`cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind. MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa`s reply, asked) "WHY"? SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the
worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK,
or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!! bolo tarara.....