Youth Jokes

Once there was a farmer who sired four daughters. After they reached
puberty, he fretted for their virtue and always answered the door with a
loaded shotgun in his hands.
One night he answered a knock at the door to find a young man standing at
his threshold. The young man said:
"My name is Freddie
I've come to pick up Betty.
We're going out for spaghetti.
I hope she's ready."
The farmer thought the lad's introduction intelligent and witty, so he let
his daughter go out with the fellow.
A few minutes later, another knock was heard. Upon answering, the farmer
encountered a second youth who said:
"My name's Vance.
I've come for Nance.
We're going to a dance.
Is she ready by chance?"
Again the farmer though the introduction and the young lad to be
acceptible, so he allowed his second daughter to go out.
Within a short time, a third knock was heard and yet another young man
was standing on more...

How do I know that my youth is all spent?
Well, my get up and go has got up and went.
But in spite of it all I am able to grin
when I recall where my get up has been.
Old age is golden-so I've heard it said-
but sometimes I wonder when I get into bed,
with my ears in a drawer and my teeth in a cup,
my eyes on the table until I wake up.
Ere sleep dims my eyes I say to myself,
"Is there anything else I should lay on the shelf?"
And I'm happy to say as I close my door,
my friends are the same, perhaps even more.
When I was young, my slippers were red,
I could pick up my heels right over my head.
When I grew older, my slippers were blue,
but still I could dance the whole night through.
But now I am old, my slippers are black,
I walk to the store and puff my way back.
The reason I know my youth is all spent,
my get up and go has got up and went.
But I really don't mind when I more...

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

Youth and skill are no match for experience and treachery.

How does an older woman keep her youth? By giving him money!