Yugo Jokes / Recent Jokes

In The News - Edited Excerpts from the LA Times
Includes one Leno quote
WARNING - may be offensive to Los Angelenos, horses, Yugo drivers
Congratulations to 17 year old Kim Rhode of El Monte, California, for winning the gold medal in trap shooting. You don't go to school in the LA area without learning to be a good shot. (Leno)
Turkey's tiny Nalm Suleymanoglu, the man they call the "Pocket Hercules", won his third gold in weightlifting. He has a brother who's an accountant, called the "Pocket Calculator".
Just to give you an idea of how cramped and tight things are in Atlanta, athletes are complaining they can't get around the Olympic Village, can't get around Atlanta, can't get around drug testing...
Children's TV producers have a meeting at the White House on Monday, which seems rather fitting - the 1996 election looks like Sesame Street and we have to choose between Cookie Monster and Oscar the Grouch.
The GOP is buying time on the more...

Two guys in a Yugo were arrested last night in
Oakland following a push-by shooting incident.
The new Yugo has an air bag. When you sense an
impending accident, start pumping real fast.

A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls down
his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in
your Rolls? I've got one in my Yugo!"
The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes I have a phone."
The driver of the Yugo says, "Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in there, too? I got a fridge in the back
seat of my Yugo!"
The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, "Yes, I have a refrigerator."
The driver of the Yugo says, "That's great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there, too? You know, I got a
TV in the back seat of my Yugo!"
The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by now, says, "Of course I have a television. A
Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!"
The driver of the Yugo says, "Very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there, too? I got a bed in more...

A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got one in my Yugo!"The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes I have a phone."The driver of the Yugo says, "Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in there too? I've got a fridge in the back seat of my Yugo!"The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, "Yes, I have a refrigerator."The driver of the Yugo says, "That's great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there, too? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Yugo!"The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by now, says, "Of course I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!"The driver of the Yugo says, "Very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there, too? I got a bed in the back of my Yugo!"Upset that he did not have a more...