Zag-zig Jokes / Recent Jokes

There's these two English blokes on a ski-ing trip, and one says to the other, whilst they're at the top of the hill, "What are we supposed to do, then?"
To which the other replies, "Well, you see those flags... we're suppose to zag-zig in between them."
"Don't you mean zig-zag?" says the other,
"No, zag-zig"...
Anyway so they argue for quite a while. About as long as it takes for people to get bored with moaning about Squiffy, when one says "We'll ask Klaus the Kraut. He'll know."
So off they go to Klaus and one says, "Tell me Klaus, me owd obergruppermeister, them flags... do we zig-zag or zag-zig?"
"Vell," says Klaus, "I tsink zat you zig-zag, but I don't care, I'm a tobogganist."
To which our lad says, "Oh great. I'll have 20 Malboro, then."

There's these two English blokes on a ski-ing trip, and one says to the other, whilst they're at the top of the hill, "What are we supposed to do, then?"
To which the other replies, "Well, you see those flags. .. we're suppose to zag-zig in between them."
"Don't you mean zig-zag?" says the other,
"No, zag-zig". ..
Anyway so they argue for quite a while. About as long as it takes for people to get bored with moaning about Squiffy, when one says "We'll ask Klaus the Kraut. He'll know."
So off they go to Klaus and one says, "Tell me Klaus, me owd obergruppermeister, them flags. .. do we zig-zag or zag-zig?"
"Vell," says Klaus, "I tsink zat you zig-zag, but I don't care, I'm a tobogganist."
To which our lad says, "Oh great. I'll have 20 Malboro, then."