Zombie Jokes

Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.

What do you find in a zombie's veins? Dead blood corpuscles.

Whats a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? Its a dead letter day.

What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.

A monster and a zombie went into the undertakers. "Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."