Zombie Jokes / Recent Jokes

A monster and a zombie went into the undertakers. "Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."

A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said the monster. Certainly maam, said the undertaker, but there was really no need to bring her with you.

What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.

A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."

We all know that a good old fashioned zombie says

A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home.' I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died,' said the monster.' Certainly ma'am,' said the undertaker,' but there was really no need to bring her with you.'

Why didn't the zombie cross the road?