Zombie Jokes / Recent Jokes
A monster and a zombie went into the undertakers. "Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."
A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said the monster. Certainly maam, said the undertaker, but there was really no need to bring her with you.
What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.
A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."
A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home.' I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died,' said the monster.' Certainly ma'am,' said the undertaker,' but there was really no need to bring her with you.'