Zombie Jokes / Recent Jokes

Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.

What do you find in a zombie's veins? Dead blood corpuscles.

Whats a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? Its a dead letter day.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zombie!
Zombie who?
Zombies make honey, others are queens!

What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? It's a dead letter day.