"*Stupid Bus*" joke
Your Mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said... "Who threw that rock?"
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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...
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Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.
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ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.
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kakashi:boi your hairline is so bad mcdonalds got there m sing from your hairline
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Joke Buddha:Nah dawg Man U look like the batman symbol with yo rejected spelling bee contestant dnt make me shut this fucking website down u faggot ass bitches I will shut it down forever NO FUCKING LIE
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Kylie:lol
Funny Joke? 102 vote(s). 75% are positive. 3 comment(s).