"16 Things to Do in a Boring Movie." joke
THINGS TO DO AT A BORING MOVIE:
1. Wear a top hat and make sure you sit in front of kids.
2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some Juicy Fruits for your asthma.
7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
8. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devoius, say, "Watch out!"
9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding.
11. Yell out what is going to happen.
12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling.
13. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Ha ha ha" and run away.
14. Yell, "Fire" and moon the people coming through the exit.
15. When people sit next to you star crying and scream "NOOOOO! You killed *insert random name here*!!!" and don't stop yelling "MURDERER!" until they move.
16. Yell out loud, "Stop molesting me"
The Week Before Christmas
'Twas the week before Christmas and all through the school
Not a pupil was silent, no matter what rule.
The children were busy with paper and paste
The mess that they made with it couldn't be faced.
The teacher half frantic and more...