"3Rd Day" joke

Raju was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip one day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'd have lost at least 5 kilos."
When Raju returned, he shocked the doctor by losing nearly 10 kilos. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" Raju nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day." "From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping!"

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