"50th Anniversary (mildly sexual)" joke

An elderly couple decide to celebrate their fiftieth anniversary by reliving their honeymoon. They get a reservation for the honeymoon suite in the same hotel at the same resort.
After waking the next morning to a room service breakfast they begin eating in the nude.
The wife says "Oh Harold this is just like fifty years ago! My breasts feel all warm and tingly!"
To which he replies "Well they ought to Gladys one's a hangin' in your oatmeal, the other's in your coffee!"

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